One of my many beauty obsessions is minimizing my pores, I won’t be satisfied until my skin looks like cake fondant. Two Birchboxes ago I received Masqueology’s Pore Minimizing Mask and thought two things: 1) why isn’t it called a “masque”? and 2) omg this looks kind of amazeballs.
I danced into the bathroom, slipped the mask out and applied it ever so carefully. It wasn’t easy, because the mask was super heavy and had these weird tabs where the eye, nose, and mouth cut-outs were placed. Then I looked up and saw my reflection…
Did it work to magically shrink my pores? I have no idea.
Did it allow me to scare my dog and chase him around the yard? You betcha.
I need one!!
It did feel really nice on my skin, even though I looked like a crazy masked woman.
You should incorporate that into your Halloween costume
But that means hiding my eyebrows, and you know I can’t have that… how else will people know I’m angry?